Heartbreaker

Last night we had dinner with a family in our ward. Turns out they have a little girl hedgehog, so naturally we brought Elliott along, hoping he'd meet his eternal companion. She's almost a year older than him and is albino. Apparently that is not Elliott's type because he was not interested. In the least. We would set him down next to her and he would immediately scamper in the opposite direction. I could almost hear him saying "run away run away run away run away!" Perhaps it had to do with the fact that she turned down the mealworms we offered her. What can I say, he likes a girl that can eat! Silly Smelly. One day he'll figure out girls don't really have cooties. Or that his options are limited and he should probably take what he can get.